Force field kid

The person who always has to be right or one up you; i.e. the kid on the playground that would always have to win at playing make-believe, extending into adulthood by the manipulation of information not known to everyone.

"okay kevin that's a hit, you take 13 points of bludgeoning damage"
"actually i'll use my Uncanny Dodge ability to take half the damage, then i'll use my reaction to activate my parry battle maneuver in order to make a counter-atta-"
"Kevin. Don't be a force field kid."

by calibus January 28, 2022

ben field

Ben is a person who loves skiing and does lots of outdoor shit. He loves eggs and is married to Jacob Sartorius.

Did u just say that there was somone in the woods? Well it must be a ben field

by Jojosiwa_3.0 July 18, 2021

Helen Field

sex queen (definitely not a VIRGIN LOSER), will hit you up for a good time, but only if you are ok with her annoying personality

"Helen Field is a maneater. Steer clear of Room 169 if you want to make it out alive."

by bunnygirlxoxo August 5, 2021

Field Hockey

The Best Sport Ever!!!!

I Play Field Hockey On Mondays...

by Potter.Fan1234 August 7, 2021

Slant-Eyed Rice Field Pussy

When her pussy looks just as tightly squinted as her eyes. And it has hair grown just like the Texan Coastal Grass

I like to fuck that slant-eyed rice field pussy just like I like pounding mochi.

by Komoot May 19, 2021

mow the field

Trimming the pubes on a very large human. Usually requires specialized equipment.

I have to go help aunt Bertha mow the field, she has a big date tonight.

by roughryder69 August 12, 2021

Marques Fields

(Noun)
-Someone who shows up on a fire scene without gear
-The officer who falls out of the back of a pickup truck on scene

"I pulled a Marques Fields and had to try to out out a fire with a water hose and flip flops."
"My new boss is a total Marques Fields. We'll be working him before too long."

by Marques’s Daddy August 28, 2021