blinated text

white text with a black highlight over it on a white background

Also, I don't understand why all of your emails are written in blinated text like that.

by Put you are Name here March 19, 2021

text tirade

Multiple texts sent resulting from anger or hostility.

Text tirade:

How dare you speak to me like that!!!!!
Who do you think you are?????
Are you for real?????
Will you please grow up!!!!!
What is your problem anyway????
You need therapy!!!!

by Strive2BBetter August 13, 2010

Joel text

Mythical, non existent

She thought he was gonna propose, but the proposal was Joel text.

by KyleD1972 March 03, 2021

Text Bestfriend

Your besfriend over text but not real life.

Oh man I was up until 3:00 AM with my text bestfriend! She had the funniest story about a kangaroo ever!

Gurl: *giggles looking on her phone*

Boi: Hey babe who are you texting?

Gurl: Oh my text besfriend Jazzy! She's the best!

by Emmie13 October 06, 2016

moist texts

The opposite of a dry text; a juicy text. A text with meaning and value as opposed to a one-word reply.

I thought i was talking to her exclusively, but then I see screenshots of her moist texts with her other buns!

by NotDaShon December 20, 2016

texting window

The time frame in which you text someone after first meeting them. Texting someone too quickly after getting the number comes off too eager, and texting someone too long after shows you aren't into it. One to two days after the initial number giving is an acceptable window in which to make contact.

Man I met this hot chick at a party but I want to respect the texting window so she don't think I'm too into it. You know?

Or

Yea I met this guy and things seemed really great. But it's been three days and that's past the acceptable texting window time frame so he's obviously not feeling it.

by Pseudomaster December 24, 2014

Text-lexia

To incorrectly spell a word or multiple words in a text message, thus creating mass confusion.

*Cindy sends a text to Amy* "He's a ham! xD" Amy replies, "Ikr Lmo Cindxu." "What!?" "Sorry Cindy I have text-lexia."

by zjb95 January 03, 2011