The worst place in the world to be, and a place where every decent guy will find himself eventually. If you're a nice guy, as far as most girls are concerned you might as well be a gay guy, because both are considered undatable and un-fuckable.
Girl: You're such a great guy. Every time I got drunk and slept with my violent and abusive ex, you were always there for me.
Guy: Yea, I get it, I'm in the friend zone.
Girl 2: I just want to be friends. I'm not looking for a relationship now.
Guy 2: Translation: you want someone else.
Girl 2: Correct.
Guy: Yea, I get it, I'm in the friend zone.
Girl 2: I just want to be friends. I'm not looking for a relationship now.
Guy 2: Translation: you want someone else.
Girl 2: Correct.
by rtv0587 June 19, 2012
by Prince Albert the Third October 24, 2008
This is the metaphorical "zone" where Women place Men after men do the following thing(s): Talk to her every day, compliment her a lot, invite her to places, buy her food, comfort her when she is sad, listen to her when she is angry, standing up for her, tell her she's beautiful, tell her she's everything, texting her all night when she wants to talk.
After doing any of the above listed things, the woman WILL take you for granted and go fuck a random douche bag who treats her wrong.
Also, this comes with the famous "You're a nice guy but I think we should just be friends" speech.
After doing any of the above listed things, the woman WILL take you for granted and go fuck a random douche bag who treats her wrong.
Also, this comes with the famous "You're a nice guy but I think we should just be friends" speech.
Friend: Hey so are you still with that girl? You treat her perfect and you guys would be perfect together :)
Me: Stop reminding me of that... I got put in the Friend zone.
Friend: What?!?!?! you were so nice to her though
Me: Exactly.
Me: Stop reminding me of that... I got put in the Friend zone.
Friend: What?!?!?! you were so nice to her though
Me: Exactly.
by Hydryu January 07, 2013
Straight version: Carmen's unloading zone was chewing gum, so her boyfriend had to find someplace else to splooge.
Gay version: Ted's unloading zone was consipated, so he went to the store to get some laxatives to clear that shit out.
Gay version: Ted's unloading zone was consipated, so he went to the store to get some laxatives to clear that shit out.
by Dad win October 23, 2011
The act of getting screwed over by a co-worker in the worst ways. After she's done it will smell like sadness and depression and old grilled cheese.
by The Dude Man 33 January 27, 2017
The ultimate fail in hookup attempts. A combination of cock blocking yourself and getting placed in the friend zone at the same time.
by YearOfTheBallTap January 10, 2012
"I was in my room, but everything was geometric, and the walls... the walls flowed furiously. That's what my time in the casino zone was like."
by placebo September 22, 2005