by liftd1337 September 6, 2017
Get the ghetto controlmug. It’s where a man shits and takes a piss in a woman’s mouth and Jack’s off in her mouth and she swallows it
by Digbickboy96024 March 9, 2021
Get the Control mobilemug. You want me to think I can't control you but really there's nothing you can do to STOP me from controlling you.
Hym "Want to see me control you? Try to stop me as hard as you can ok? I'm the single most powerful psychic on the planet. You want to see? You don't believe me? Ok. After you leave the site you're on to read this... Come back at a later time or date to read this again. There. You have been controlled."
by Hym Iam October 1, 2023
Get the Controlmug. a Controller (accountant in charge of finance department) that works from home is a Remote Controller
by SBach18 March 14, 2025
Get the Remote Controllermug. The sober person that hold it all together on a night out of partying. Mission control makes all the decisions and makes sure no one gets in trouble.
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023
Get the mission controlmug. Being a backronym of AADC (the title of an Indonesian movie), "autopilot apocalypse decision control" is the condition where someone experiences monotonous daily routine, e.g. high school students who go to school for 8 hours every Monday to Friday.
Imagine autopilot adaptive decision controls you all the time, making you have to go to school for 8 hours from Monday to Friday.
by Emotional Cruiser October 24, 2025
Get the autopilot adaptive decision controlmug. When a girl only dates guys beneath her because the birth control she's on has her hormones so fucked up that she's attracted to the pheromones of weak, feminine men. These relationships typically end after the girl stops taking birth control as she discovers how naturally repulsed she is of her sissy bf after the fact.
Similar to "chocolate-covered raisin" relationships. You could put chocolate on anything — caramel, marshmallows, peanut butter, etc — putting it on a raisin is just insulting.
Similar to "chocolate-covered raisin" relationships. You could put chocolate on anything — caramel, marshmallows, peanut butter, etc — putting it on a raisin is just insulting.
"Why is she dating that guy? He must be really funny, have a lot of money or a big donkey dick."
"No he's a loser, it's a birth control relationship."
"No he's a loser, it's a birth control relationship."
by derp216 September 6, 2022
Get the Birth control relationshipmug.