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put a hosta in it

Phrase exclaimed when presented with the question of what to plant. Whether it’s a dry patch of dirt or a weedy area or an empty garden bed or the hell strip along the sidewalk, it could probably use a hosta in it.
Neighbor 1: OMG, the weeds from your property are seeping into my lawn.
Neighbor 2: No worries. I’ll put a hosta in it.

Neighbor 1: I 'm not sure what to plant in my container garden.
Neighbor 2: Put a hosta in it
by katdamnit May 19, 2016
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Holding the sausage hostage

Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
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Subscribing to Versinul (aka having a wank)
Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!
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outhoe the hoest hoe

Fuck the nigga that has a lot of bodies

a nigga that is a full pimp
im going to outhoe the hoest hoe at the party
by maia682 July 8, 2021
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Paxton is a mother fucker who cracks of the walls but has a HUGE! FAT! LONG! COCK!
Have you seen paxton robert hosterts dick it's HUGE!
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