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The classic class of male from the late 90's who still thinks that highlighting his hair, shaving his entire body, wearing polos and necklaces, or using excessive amounts of hair gel is still cool. They're often found in gyms. Sometimes they can be used as a footstool after 5 PM. They are often "dude wasted", and give bro-grabs to other hambones.

Hambones become "s-bones" after picking up an STD, not limited, but usually including, mouf herps.
The hambone lost in an obedience contest with a Golden Retriever, which involved difficult commands such as 'sit', 'stay', and 'talk'.
hambone by jjusaaaack February 10, 2009
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Hobo Sexual

Someone that has sex with vagabonds, bums, and transients.
"I shouldn't joke about homeless people because I've slept with so many of them. I guess that would make me a 'Hobo Sexual'."
Hobo Sexual by Mike Corning January 18, 2009

hobo drunk 

to be so drunk, one cares not whether he or others are covered in one's own urine, vomit, or feces.
Dude, Ronald consciously puked into his crotch at the bar. Yeah, he was hobo drunk.
hobo drunk by Mick Manhattan January 6, 2008

I feel like a hobo 

When you have said or done something particularly stupid and realise you deserve to be homeless and poor and to die cold and alone on a dirty street
Me: Shit I just burped, that was random

You: Did you just use the word random to describe a situation that wasn't actually random?

Me: Whoa I did, now I feel like a hobo
I feel like a hobo by KeasterNZ February 5, 2009

Hobo Woman 

Character model in GTA3, renowned for random acts of spectacularly violent abandon. She fears nothing and often voices her fearless stance.
Hobo Woman: "Hobo Woman fears no gravity!" *leaps off lighthouse, firing rockets at anything which moves*
Hobo Woman by Zafra Fyn July 30, 2006

Hobo buhjokies 

The genitals of a homeless man/grubby man; grubby genitals.
Teri: Me and Kevin were gonna have some sex but Kevin had some NARLY hobo buhjokies.