Semen Hawking

When you cum all over someone in a wheelchair's mouth, thus coating their black hole in your semen.

The other day I got Semen Hawking'd. It was awful.

by wammywammy November 25, 2022

moist hawk

The act of getting shagged spread eagle on the belay to stay warm

Josh is taking ages to climb this pitch, moist hawk?

by hard_hawk_of_glencoe November 30, 2022

mike hawk

mike hawk is a prank name used as a joke between people
but the joke is saying it fast and it sounds like my cock

an example

knock knock
whose there
mike
mike who
mike hawk

by cokehain June 16, 2023

killing a hawk

the act of drinking a 40oz of beer, preferably hurricanes, that are not smashed over the head of an Artz.

also see: Killing birds or birding or Artz

Let's get a case of 40's and take a picture of all 3 north killing a hawk

by Mclean 3 north May 3, 2011

flying the hawk

codeword for Smoking weed, getting high etc

"Fancy flying the hawk pammy? "

"Have you brought your pet hawk with you? fancy flying it?"

by pammy man September 15, 2011

I like hawks

Saying these magic words, one can subtly, yet cleverly admit one's tendencies towards the homosexual.

Similar to stating one's love of the hobby of humming.

"I like hawks!"
"You know how I know you're gay?"
"How? Because I like humming into other men?"
"No, because you like bird-watching."

by leifdaddy October 11, 2011

The Stephen Hawking

When you have sex with the space between someones face and shoulder causing them to crane their neck like Stephen Hawking. See bagpiping.

Dude my girlfriend and I have been dating for so long we've started doing crazy shit in bed like The Stephen Hawking.

by localpirate November 1, 2014