Hamster

A quickie from behind.

My girl and I were running late, but she let me hamster her while she was blow drying her hair.

by Dtray December 1, 2017

hamster

dem hairy niggas

Yoo look at that hamster

by G.W.Bnig December 4, 2017

hamster stroke

An ill-defined feeling of sexual inadequacy. A concern that despite their sexual abilities and effort, they will not be able to satisfy their partner.

I was working all night to give my girl and orgasm, but I think i might have hamster stroke.

by LEE THE MYTH May 10, 2018

hampster bitch

A female with incredibly bad hygeine and/or is super slutty without shame or fear of disease.

Shes such a hampster bitch, she wanted to know what disease you have before you have sex.

by danythegirl May 15, 2018

Hamster cage water

What sane people use to describe the devils drink..... Tequila.

John: "Dude! You wanna shot of cuervo?"
Lance: "I'm not drinking that hamster cage water."

by Lanceroni June 5, 2018

Hamster wheel wealth

Low-wage earnings requiring you to work hard to stay in the same place

She shines on the stage at night, but during the day she's chasin' that hamster wheel wealth at Mickey D's

by DPotort June 13, 2018

hamster

a forbidden animal

i can never look at a hamster the same

by omgbeckyyy June 17, 2018