Halfing Moment

A halfing moment refers to an incredibly failed attempt trying to be funny, humorous, comical or amusing in any type of way. It's usually executed by a person desperate for acceptance and approval of their unexisting personality, of which they hopelessly can't get change.

That was not funny at all, such a halfing moment.

by khada October 23, 2020

half-shpee

Half-Speak, meaning to only say half of a word. Originated in HMB, CA

"Wuzshuh" = what up
"shluh" = slut
"lickamuhnuh" = lick my nuts
"ohwuhluh" = oh, late!
etc.

by ghettobootie August 12, 2005

half-shapp

to perform one of the two parts of t-shapping.

"Well, you've already shit yourself, are you going to hang out for a while, or just half-shapp?"

by Jimmy Vanderball August 14, 2007

Half-walnut

The rear view of a vagina, available only when a naked hot woman with a thigh gap is standing.

"As I slowly kissed down her back and along the tender crack of her delectable ass, I was presented with the Holy Grail of all visions - the most perfect half-walnut."

by Cwuppacwoffee April 03, 2019

Half Vegan

Half Vegan is when you only eat one type of meat and your on a vegan diet

Would you like some of this chicken “No thanks I’m Half Vegan

by Ash Jäger Main July 11, 2018

half shelled

The most selfish person around. He hides when he's getting attacked and attacks other people for fun. Hence the term half shell.

Man, Cody is such a half shelled bitch. He told that depressed kid to die and when he got all the hate he played victim.

by electrocaine September 03, 2018

half brazilian

When they only wax your butt hole.

My friends brother married a Brazilian and 9 months later she had a half Brazilian.

by Straitpepperdiet December 01, 2017