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\.\globalroot\device\condrv\kernelconnect

In 2020 a bug was found where if you went to this directory on chrome/firefox/edge it would crash your system.
A: Hey, have you seen the \.\globalroot\device\condrv\kernelconnect bug?
B: Let's wake up and say \.\globalroot\device\condrv\kernelconnect to eachother.
by Emre_exe May 25, 2024
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globals

During the fight he got kicked in his globals.
by slydovehand June 17, 2024
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global strike

The big protest week (or day) for the pro-Palestinians on the X (formerly Twitter) platform. Called out by Palestinians. It is not only about Palestine, but also for other countries experiencing genocide such as Sudan and Congo.

The most common rule of a global strike is to prevent talking about anything not related to the genocide (or "interests").
Sane person: "I don't want to participate in a global strike."
Insane pro-Palestinian: "How dare you! Don't stop talking about Palestine, your silence is complicit."
Sane person: "You guys act like the GoAnimate counterpart of Boris from Caillou."
by Itz KittyPinkiez June 21, 2024
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Global Simpicide

The act of grooming men around the world into becoming prioritized with begging to serve women's every "want". Men groomed this way are expected to line up and ask out every woman they come across if they can "take her on a date", with the intention of becoming her future provider of said woman's wants.

This is done via creating Youtube videos ranting about why men aren't approaching women, using shame lines such as "men who don't approach women are scared", patronizing lines such as "looks don't matter, there's someone for everyone".
1000s of women around the world are demanding online why men aren't approaching them as well as making a plethora of videos about what men need to do to serve them. Global simpicide.
by Based Fiend July 5, 2024
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Global Warming

fake bs the media wants us to believe. We went from global cooling to global warming in 50 years
We're pumping enough co2 into the atmosphere causing global warming we are all going to burn
by OHIOGOAT February 27, 2024
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glöb

a demon residing in a human body

only glöbs can see eachother with red skin, but to the rest of the jänk society, they see them as humans. Only one person is said to see the glöbs with red skin, and that person was captured by the glöbs. being raised as one of their own.
Billis Waggonus:
we must gain KïngRöo’s attention and convince him there is more than just glöbs, he is a jänk.

Deandra:
KïngRöo will eventually find chaos within the system, he always does. He is born to be different from the glöbs. He can see them as a jänk. he just needs to see another jänk.
by KïngRöo March 6, 2024
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global warming

"I got global warming"
"damn, how sweaty is it rn"
by skibidi grimace March 13, 2024
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