wooden shoes

to give your "shoe" a "polish"... or handjob or masturbationing

been polishin those wooden shoes lately eh?

can i polish your wooden shoe?

by mandarin strongin July 4, 2003

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shoe memory

(n) Used commonly in public restrooms. Shoe memory is the memory used to subtly find out who was in the stalls of a public restroom. Simply by looking and remembering which shoe was in which stall (doing whatever) one can point that person out to friends later on.

Examples:

"Dude it was totally him making all the fart noises."
"The converses?"
"No man, the Jordans"
"How can you tell?"
"I've got great shoe memory."
"Lolololololol"

by iillilil June 23, 2009

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shoe dive

when a white person gets tricked by a black person in a game of pork chop and falls face first while yelling.

this word was created by me when my friend was tricked while yelling shoes.

also related to shoe diver

Man he shoe dived so hard","Yeah hes such a shoe diver.

by b.l.t. black laughing toddler July 14, 2010

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spiked shoes

women's fashionable footwear characterized by a a tall narrow heel

After too many cocktails, she balanced precariously in her spiked shoes, hoping she wouldn't she wouldn't embarrass herself by falling face first in front of everyone.

by bemewsed March 27, 2015

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