bemewsed's definitions

spiked shoes

women's fashionable footwear characterized by a a tall narrow heel

After too many cocktails, she balanced precariously in her spiked shoes, hoping she wouldn't she wouldn't embarrass herself by falling face first in front of everyone.

by bemewsed March 27, 2015

dumb ass

Possessing less intelligence than the body part you sit on.
Easy to read and self explanatory; if you must inquire you are in significant danger of being one!

Shut the bathroom door when you take a shit you dumb ass!

by bemewsed March 27, 2015