frog felching

The act of sucking pus out of an anus (with or without a straw) from a rectal smegma.

Dude Fabian was frog felching my anal smegma! I feel so relieved!

by Daniel2010 October 25, 2017

Self-Felching

The retrieval of sperm from one's own rectum done with the use of a long straw to establish the mouth-anus connection.

Dude, have you ever tried self-felching while pounding off?? It feels amazing!

by The Molester 69 February 11, 2018

picking the fence

A phrase in basketball used to specifically describe a player's inability to sell a cross over. Usually used when the defender is tight on the offense, blocking the player out single handedly. 'PTF' for short.

Bob KIA'ed Dillan's emotionally challenged ass like there was no tomorrow. He was so shooken up, picking the fence my oh my.

by pupp341 September 24, 2010

felch belch

When you felch up a belch ofcourse

Darren enjoys a good felch belch.

by Ornery August 4, 2006

metal fence

braces did you know that my cousin can pick up a grate mobile signal using his!

1- she has a metal fnce across her teeth
2-no they are just her braces
1-same thing!

by gob shite May 23, 2005

felching

the homesexual act of inserting first a paper towel holder tube into the other parterns anus, and after the tube has been inserted all the way into the anus, taking a small furry animal, ie. a gerbil, and putting it into the paper towel tube that has been fully inserted into the anus, then just watching the hillarity insue.

last night heron was felching with mike and the gerbil got stuck.

by the_nugget April 8, 2009

feech

feel

i dont feech - your tits bein so smeed

by smeedpecker September 11, 2003