-noun: An overweight person who disappears for an extended period, then reemerges only to show off their slender new figure.
Most fat-a-pillars will never admit what they do with all that excess skin.
The average fat-a-pillar regains most or all of the weight within a year of losing it.
Fat-a-pillars tend to be nicer than girls who were born skinny.
The average fat-a-pillar regains most or all of the weight within a year of losing it.
Fat-a-pillars tend to be nicer than girls who were born skinny.
by f'd January 02, 2011
by yoshmacang September 26, 2009
A living organism whose mass is so great that it can be labeled with it's own personal ZIP code. A creature with a neverending desire to consume it's surrounds. Usually referred to as "Fat Guy" or "That Cowish Mofo." Inspired by the hefty shape of a Rhinocerous, who spends most of it's time grazing and rarely moving, only being able to run for seconds at a time. Behavior such as this is apparent in those who may be aptly dubbed "Rhinocerously Fat".
by Some Diesel Kid Who Thinks He's God August 09, 2006
by Jessie Michaels August 09, 2004
As in a Fat Person and/or an extremely large buttocks. Can also be used in an insult, calling someone "fat" may not always work, so adding "Fatass" My help to boost your insult to astronomical heights
by Shane December 14, 2003
by gizdor April 30, 2009
A word describing an individuals foolishness and lack of overall intelligence, rather than physical appearance, heftiness or pudginess.
Johnson: "Yo Clarence, why did you kick my cat... YA FAT."
Clarence: "Soz Johnson, he ate all my chicken giblets"
Clarence: "Soz Johnson, he ate all my chicken giblets"
by cooltheo September 06, 2009