normal fasting is when you just give up food and drink for awhile a aday or hours what ever people try to handle but this fasting Mega Fasting is when you give up everything ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL PROVIDED US For as long as you can take it. no houses. no clothes.so like do this in a private backyard. no shoes no food, no water . no shelter from the rain or snow or thunder storms. im sure you won't keep your gate open to keep wild animals from attacking you. so you barely appreciate all these wonders and blessings and gifts ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL provide for us all the time non stop. he's always working for us creating new stuff and replenishing all our supplies for us non stop including food including animals and fish and lobster and shrimp. vegetables and fruits. remember the rainbow is a sign that we can eat all foods now forevermore. remember that always like the Sabbath the seventh day of rest is always maintain no matter how much time passes by.
Mega Fasting separates the liars/pretenders from the real servants of ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL .
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 20, 2022
Get the Mega Fastingmug. (According to a 73 year old dude, a regular customer of mine at the bar where I bartend… after his 9th beer)
It means you’re swift… and prettier than all the stars in the sky.
(This was the definition he gave me after I thought he had just called me a FAT FUCK lol 🤣🤣🤣)
Upon further research, I learned that it also means “Promiscuous”! … that dirty bird!)
It means you’re swift… and prettier than all the stars in the sky.
(This was the definition he gave me after I thought he had just called me a FAT FUCK lol 🤣🤣🤣)
Upon further research, I learned that it also means “Promiscuous”! … that dirty bird!)
by #smalltownbartender November 23, 2022
Get the Fast Foxmug. person 1: god damn its been 15 minutes and all i ordered was a burger
Person 2: yeah and that burger doesn't even need cheese
Person 1: no kidding, talk about fast food long
Person 2: yeah and that burger doesn't even need cheese
Person 1: no kidding, talk about fast food long
by lil steezy January 14, 2010
Get the fast food longmug. Some fucker: hey have you seen the guy raps fast at the end of pokèmon?
Other fucker: Damn right I have. He never shuts the fuck up.
Other fucker: Damn right I have. He never shuts the fuck up.
by Some other other bitch March 24, 2021
Get the Fastmug. Quicker than the typical pace of the population but still slower than most normal people's "slow".
Origin: Originating in Salem City High School in Southern New Jersey, this term is used by many to describe the speed of the student body. When encouraged to do something quickly, most students continue to move so slow, they might as well move backwards.
Origin: Originating in Salem City High School in Southern New Jersey, this term is used by many to describe the speed of the student body. When encouraged to do something quickly, most students continue to move so slow, they might as well move backwards.
"May I go to the bathroom?" - Student
"Yes, but do it fast!" - Teacher
"No problem!" - Student who than proceeds to move quicker than usual, but still extremely slowly.
"I meant regular fast, not Salem Fast!" - Teacher
"Yes, but do it fast!" - Teacher
"No problem!" - Student who than proceeds to move quicker than usual, but still extremely slowly.
"I meant regular fast, not Salem Fast!" - Teacher
by Doctor W October 26, 2011
Get the Salem Fastmug. by Hehetahtah November 10, 2018
Get the Intermediate Fastingmug. by BabyHippoFlatbread January 28, 2025
Get the Fast n Furiousmug.