a salty dolphin
Tha act of taking a creampie in the anis and farting it out while clapping and making dolphin noises
a salty dolphin by Cpl_dick July 19, 2024
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flogging the dolphin
this is an euphemism which originated from Boston, but has also been known to be used by people from Myrtle Beach & New York. It describes the act of furiously masturbating, but describing it in a more respectful way to not lower the tone unnecessarily. For example it could be used on a podcast to avoid using vulgar language if children (of all ages) were listening.
flogging the dolphin by Rad Rob November 4, 2025
Mr. Dolphin
Hmmmm... The dude humping the air. Only about like some girls liking him and stuff, but I define him as some dude looking like he has fluffy hair something- with his uh, friend Mr. Bear. (Kahoot names lmao)
Mr. Bear and Mr. Dolphin are also like 2 peas in a pod-
Mr. Bear and Mr. Dolphin are also like 2 peas in a pod-
Mr. Bear: F-Fu- Ff--fu-u f-fuc! F-f- FUN!
Mr. Bear: TREES M-MS. TREE?? T-T-T-R-E-E-S? MS. TREES? M-MRS. TREES? GODDAMN IT!
Mr. Dolphin: This dude gotta chill. ._.
*Me literally walking past them*
My thought: Yeah, no.
Mr. Bear: TREES M-MS. TREE?? T-T-T-R-E-E-S? MS. TREES? M-MRS. TREES? GODDAMN IT!
Mr. Dolphin: This dude gotta chill. ._.
*Me literally walking past them*
My thought: Yeah, no.
Mr. Dolphin by :VVVVVVVVVVVVVV February 15, 2020
Delphine
An extremely beautiful woman, usually French. Beautiful enough to replace Mona Lisa's face on Leonardo's painting. Also great at twerking and cooking.
Guy 1: Did you know Delphine is still single?
Guy 2: No way, I'm surprised she's not married already! I would fight a bear and lion for one date with her!
Guy 2: No way, I'm surprised she's not married already! I would fight a bear and lion for one date with her!
Delphine by PhillyZaddy April 20, 2021
Delphine
Everyone should have a friend called Delphine. Delphine is the sun of my life, she gave her a sens, a reason to stay at her side. Sometimes, she can look unfriendly for strangers, that's because Delphine isn't quick to truth anyone : so if she gives you her love, her stories, her time, you have to protect her ! Delphine is an unknown treasure, touching her heart is the most beautiful thing you can do. She is very very sensitive even if she shows the opposite, she shows her love in her own way in each moment you spend with her.
Delphine can change your life if you let her in, and even if she creates an emotional apocalypse in your heart, you'll be addict to your unpredictable adventures. She is the precisely definition of Life !
If she calls you "Best friend", you can be sure that what ever the problem is, she makes part of the solution to solve it.
She makes us become better persons, that's why she deserves all love and kindness we have. Her happiness is the most precious thing of the world and her wonderful smile has the power to soothe all pains.
I could die for Delphine, and harder and better : I could live for her. However the chaos, with her by my side, I have already won.
Delphine can change your life if you let her in, and even if she creates an emotional apocalypse in your heart, you'll be addict to your unpredictable adventures. She is the precisely definition of Life !
If she calls you "Best friend", you can be sure that what ever the problem is, she makes part of the solution to solve it.
She makes us become better persons, that's why she deserves all love and kindness we have. Her happiness is the most precious thing of the world and her wonderful smile has the power to soothe all pains.
I could die for Delphine, and harder and better : I could live for her. However the chaos, with her by my side, I have already won.