do the dirty

to have sex.
to have exotic foreplay;

I'm gonna do the dirty with my girl tonight

by the nany October 21, 2010

Vagi-do

The state when a women's belly or gut hangs lower than her vagina, ergo vagi-do. Female version of the male dickie-do

Her stomach hangs so low that it obscures her vagina. That's one mean vagi-do!

by JnM July 23, 2012

Doing a jointy

When you meet the woman of your dreams out partying and you can't believe you are so luck you tell her you love her and can't imagine your life without her so you go home and start passionate kissing that leads to finger banging her until you figure out you have pushed her tampon in 3/4 inches up her Virginia. Please note a really man will always apologise and say sorry this is my fault and remove the tampon and go down for the pasta sauce smile.

Hey sparky the woman was amazing last night, yeah took her home ended up doing a jointy I think we are getting married.

by Boris_1986 August 17, 2021

Doing Lit

directly translated to “doing good”

Him: are you doing lit?
Her :yeah, are you doing lit?
Him:yeah

by Lena.0206 October 11, 2018

Doing a Megan

Breaking anything previously thought to be unbreakable, Putting the yogurt pot in the sink and the spoon in the bin,

Excessive Clumsiness.

"why is the milk in the cupboard and sugar in the fridge"?
"Urghh, I was Doing a Megan"

by God23 February 23, 2010

doing a dodwell

Shitting ones self on a night out.

Harry: have you heard Dodwell shat himself in Sin last night?
Tyron: yea, he was doing a Dodwell
Mark: typical, I wondered what that awful smell was.

by Harryrenners April 21, 2016

Do A Daryn

When your mate say's he'll come out at 7pm but arrives hour later than planned.

When your mate tell's you anytime before 4pm is too early.

When you have a rave on VR chat at 4am.

I'm going to Do A Daryn and show up an hour late.

James said he will be out at 7pm but it's 8:30pm? Oh he's Doing A Daryn.

I was up late last night, I Did A Daryn.

Guy 1: "Oh yes i'll come to the cinema, wait before 4pm?, No I can't it's too early!"

Guy 2: "Oh he's Done A Daryn."

Don't Do A Daryn and actually show up on time please!

Don't Do A Daryn and come outside for once, those VR chat Raves can wait.

by Mitch Alin83 August 9, 2018