Doing nothing

When you're not doing anything, but that's your plan. (You don't want to and are not going to do anything, because you don't want to.)

1: What're you doing this weekend?
2: Oh, I'm doing nothing
1: So you're free? Gre-!
2: No, no you don't fucking understand. I'm. Doing. Nothing.

by LemonCar [oof] March 23, 2020

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Doing an Alan

Having sex with a person named Alan

1: I did Alan yesterday
2: So did I

by anonymous coward November 6, 2004

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Describes an act when a man and his woman are having sex and when the man has a finger(s) up her ass, she moves her hand toward his ass and sticks her finger(s) up his ass. Together they are having sex and "moon docking" each other. The more fingers and closer to orgasm the greater the feeling.

"I was wrist deep in my bitch's ass last night when she snuck up on me and she started "moon docking" me. It was fuckin' awesome. I never came so hard in my life"

by CornholioMaxholio May 4, 2008

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baby docking

giving birth directly into a vagina.

"As her water broke she frantically searched for a baby docking partner."

by colleen86 June 23, 2007

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What-are-you-doing?

a playful game of touch-each-other's-genitals in public, with the aim of 1: arousing the partner and 2:having the fun of playing a dirty game and not getting caught. remember to keep all your clothes on to play, otherwise it's just handjobs!

"What are you DOING?!:)"

by Bite me, my love. November 10, 2002

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