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Driving Appliance 

A vehicle that is void of any passion and is simply a means of getting from Point A to Point B. These vehicles have no soul or charisma and are as boring as a Kenmore refrigerator. Driving Appliances include, but are not limited to Toyota's, Hyundai's, Kia's, as well as some Honda's, Buick's, and Mercury's. Basically any car that penny pincher's or grandmas drive fall under this umbrella.
That BMW is sweet! So much thought and care given to the small details. It sure beats that Driving Appliance of a Corolla my aunt drives.
Driving Appliance by VW1 November 3, 2009

Wank Driving 

Someone who jacks off while driving. Please note this is extremely dangerous as most men loser thoughts of what they are doing during orgasm.
Wank Driving;

playboy magazine delivery boy gets extremely horny and starts jacking off in car causing a serious of car accidents and some free magazines.

driving by braille 

This occurs when someone who is driving on the freeway consistently drives on the white reflectors to guide their path as opposed to driving in the center of the reflector lines. Much akin to a blind person running their fingers over the special bumps to read something.
Hey are you gonna stop driving by braille or what? It's giving me a headache.

Disingenuous

to profess ignorance while actually being in the know.
Paris Hilton expressed a disingenuous opinion about the business operations of Wal-Mart.
"Do they sell wall stuff?"
Disingenuous by Bill Bystedt December 7, 2003

Driving the white bus 

To vomit-more precisely to vomit into a toilet.
After consuming the most of a case of beer, Chad ran to the bathromm where john caught him driving the white bus.

dumpster dining 

The art of saving good food from dumpsters. It helps to have inside knowledge of exactly when specific items are dumped from each restaurant or store. Results in being able to regularly eat relatively fresh seafood, meats, baked goods, fruits and veggies.
Joe has been homeless around here for years, and he's an expert at dumpster dining. Almost every day for him, it's a smorgasbord.