play with the fuzzy dice

sexual slang for "getting to 3rd base" with a girl, but using the tips of several fingers.

"How'd it go last nite? Did ya get laid?"

"Nah, but I got to play with the fuzzy dice!"

by bonnie_traid_in_boise December 29, 2009

Slice and dice

another word for smoking marijuana. Generally used to describe the insanity of the experience

Broseph are we about to slice and dice tonight I just coped an eighth

by Reallifesnazzin April 23, 2016

One Direction

A sexy british-irish boyband that leaves millions of teenage girls stunned by their amazingness! It consists of five flawless boys named Liam James Payne, Louis William Tomlinson, Zayn Jawaad Malik, Niall James Horan, and Harry Edward Styles. They each auditioned for the X-factor separately but ended up forming together as a group by uncle simon on July 23, 2010 at 8:22 p.m. They got third place in the X-factor. They have made one album called Up All Night and are currently making a new one. Their fanbase are called directioners aka the most amazing people on earth. If you do not support the boys then GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN.

Directioner #1: How many r's are there?
Directioner #2: 6!
Directioner #1: What did Jimmy protest?
Directioner #2: NO!
Directioner #1: Isn't One Direction like the most amazing thing ever?!
Directioner #2: OMC YES!!
*both directioners do the inbetweeners dance*

by Directioner Forever August 8, 2012

DirectBuy

A buying club that eliminates retail markup by allowing its members to buy directly from manufacturers.

DirectBuy's slogan is: "The #1 way to buy direct for your home."

I just saved $3,000 on my kitchen cabinets by shopping at DirectBuy.

by UTCJAM November 10, 2008

rolling the dice

When one feels the urge to fart, but isn't sure whether or not defecation will occur.

Rolling the dice is always a gamble, sometimes you're okay, sometimes you crap out.

by pleco December 28, 2005

dire reasons

Soundalike and polite slang for diarrhea. Appropriate because of the 'direness' of expelling said feces out of one's body.

After eating that undercooked chicken, I had dire reasons last night...it wasn't pretty at all!

by chrism July 4, 2004

Dircon

Also known as Gail, is a supposed "performing arts" teacher at Esher College...however has no clue about anything is the arts department. She is also a spandex seducer and fancies any young lad in her classes. Examples r: mark, joe, both nicks, johnny nd fiasel etc etc

"Don't get my legs in!"
"Mark....LUBE!!!"
"Where's my essays?"
"And now a devEloppe please girls"

by esher h8a May 7, 2004