Monster Diet

When someone starts selling stuff too feed there drug habit. A minor monster diet may consist of selling ones own belongings but a real monster diet consists of selling not only ones own belongings but friends, families and any unfortunate fellow they can rob.

Ronnie: Yeah I can give you a 20-piece for that TV.
Charlie: This monster diet would starve me without you!.

by JacobTehBaws March 12, 2015

Diet Jizz

Semen that does not contain sperm. After a man has a vasectomy he is only capable of shooting off Diet Jizz, as opposed to Jizz Classic.

Wife: “Honey, I really think I should consider seeing my doctor for birth control.”

Husband: “Sweetie, there’s no need to worry. The only thing I’m shootin’ is Diet Jizz.”

by Rock 1 March 27, 2025

Zoom Diet

A diet you desperately need after you look at yourself on Zoom and notice the double chins.

Geez, Shirley, leave out the french fries, I just started my zoom diet.

by DarcyDog December 11, 2020

The Minstrel Diet

When one lives on one large bag of minstrels and water everyday.

Fatty : Hey i'm on the minstrel diet
Extreme Fatty: It didnt work for me.
Skinny: It worked for me

by Fabsta. October 5, 2008

Diet emo

Essentially a fake emo; wannabe.

Dude, 21 pilots is so diet emo.

by Kimm.possible April 6, 2017

Diet

Had no effect whatsoever on the thing I'm talking about because the cripple and the defiler were doing it deliberately.

Hym "I'm not going to diet or exercise until I get credit for the thing I clearly did. The longer it takes for me to get the credit, the less it's going to effect the outcome. The outcome has been decided. The decision is final."

by Hym Iam February 12, 2024

All chip diet

When you're so broke that all you can afford to eat is a $2 bag of chips.

Sorry bro I can't go out tonight. I just paid rent so I'm on an all chip diet.

by Jimmy McSemi January 18, 2023