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dick basket

1. A derogatory term referring to a person who is rude, pretentious, annoying or of low intelligence. Considered to be similar to, but more insulting than calling someone a dick. One whom is worse than a dick, and is therefore a whole bushel basket of cock, or an ornamental ribboned care package of penis that is decorated with baby's breath and glitter.

2. A situation that is considered to be adverse, difficult or unlucky.
1. That guy is a real dick basket.

2 a. I got fired today. Man, this is a dick basket if I have ever seen one.
2 b.Dude, I wouldn't do that. You might be opening up a dick basket with that one.
by Brian Callaghan October 28, 2007
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dick on a stick

A corn dog, usually from a Marine Corps chow hall.
After we got out of the field, 1stSgt. sent us to the chow hall for dinner. They were out of everything but Dick on a stick! What a rip off!
by mysticalkey August 15, 2006
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Urban Dick-tionary

Definitions on Urbandictionary.com that are either
A) Obviously made up
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Examples

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Dick and Dash

Dick and dash is a relationship that is only for sex and kinky shit, then you dumped them right after. The term could also be used if you had a one night stand and leave the person's house right before they wake up.
My boyfriend only wants a dick and dash relationship, he doesn't want to date me full time.
by Suck a very large dick May 4, 2018
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bozo dick

Following sex with a girl on her period, this condition occurs when blood smeared on to your "nether regions" makes your pubic hair resemble the coloration of the wig worn by the 80s kid show clown bozo.
After having sex with Jill, Jack exclaimed: "My oh my, looks like Aunt Flow is in town because I have a serious case of bozo dick."
by midgetdeathtrain June 25, 2008
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