Dean

an old man who has a wife but rather assault little girls in their sleep

I was sleeping safely in my bed, but Dean, so deluded about how he can make a little girl feel, decided to touch me without permission.

by minutemade002 April 28, 2024

Dean

almost the big person you wish you had—with one minor exception—he wants to touch you

Dean tried to steal my hugs and kisses in my sleep. Fuck you, Dean. I almost liked you, but you broke TWO rules.

by minutemade002 April 28, 2024

Dean

scares you at first but you learn to appreciate him, would probably earn more respect if he wasn’t with everyone else’s sloppy seconds

Dean should’ve been here sooner rather than later.

by minutemade002 April 28, 2024

dean knight

The esteemed and incredibly handsome dean of students at College of the Ozarks. Who by night exacts justice upon Students breaking curfew or falling asleep during convocation.

“You are Loved and You Matter” - Dean Knight

by Arem February 9, 2024

fish of deans

The collective noun for a group of deans.

"I'll be presenting to a fish of deans at my meeting at NYU."

by Glasscup February 13, 2024

Dean's Law

The harder you try to focus the higher it makes you

My website went down when I was at Berghain and had a serious encounter with Dean's Law when I tried to fix it

by anonymously_anonymous_person March 4, 2024

Dean

Adjective:
-A very nerdy thing/something dean related
Verb
-To be very proficient in a class or subject but screw up any and all quizzes/test associated with it
Noun
-The obvious

That's a very dean book to read.

by Mr_Parabola March 5, 2024