Sloppy Dallas

When a girl packs her lip with chewing tobacco and gives a blowjob.

Hey, Babe, can I get a Sloppy Dallas tonight?

by Please dad not the belt! October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When your girl is giving you a blowjob with a lip of dip in her mouth

“Man my girl gave me a Sloppy Dallas last night and I’m still trying to wash out the flakes.”

by TeethCup October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When a person gives oral sex with a mouth full of dip.

John: Hey man, that girl from that party last night gave me a sloppy Dallas.

Eric: That country girl?

John: Yeah!

Eric: No way, dude!

by GoonsFan69 October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouth full of dip

Girl: want me to give you a Sloppy Dallas?
Guy: what the hell is that?
Girl: I spit dip on your penis.
Guy: fuck it, I’ll try it.

by Lightbreaker165 October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with dip in the mouth

Damn son that girl gave me some real good sloppy Dallas I’ll tells you that WOO!!!

by SP4RKP4NDA October 15, 2020

Diamond "Dallas" Paige Wilson: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are tou addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes

Person 1: Diamond "Dallas" Paige Wilson: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Dallas

Has the biggest dick on earth, and when you touch it/suck it you'll die from poison.

Person #1: Did you suck Dallas last night?

Person#2: Yes, but I died.

by SuckMyDickDallas March 11, 2022