Cuddle Poison

a fresh load resulting from what was thought to be an innocent cuddle session cum semen jizz

I thought I would just sneak out in the morning...next thing I knew there was a load of cuddle poison on my chest.

by seventeen thirty-eight September 6, 2016

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cuddle of death

When great effort is rewarded by the internet with unexpected and tremendous support through social media exposure and embracing of product/goods or services.

*Dude those Findlay hats are incredible, share it on reddit so they can get a cuddle of death.
**Im sure those upvotes translate to sales, hope they can keep up with the surge of orders.

by trendforcaster June 12, 2016

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cuddle smash

When you smash right after you cuddle. Hence, cuddle smash.

Dude A: "Bruh, me and that girl totally cuddle smashed last night."
Dude B: "Bruh, nice bruh."

by GnomeJesus May 15, 2016

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Meant to describe a heightened sense of devotion to - and love of - cuddles and cuddling!
This is not a characteristic fitting your average cuddler, but someone who takes it to the next level: Reaching over to stroke your arm every two seconds, leaning in to kiss your neck when they pass you by, grabbing your hand and taking a strong hold of it for as long as possible.
When you're a person with cuddlematic tendencies, you feel like a fish out of water if you're not allowed to outlive them. Therefore it's very vital to be surrounded by people who are equally predisposed for cuddlematicness, or, as the lesser option, people who are willing and able to fulfill an extended need for excess cuddling!

I'm showing you my cuddlematic tendencies whilst I'm acrobatizing on your couch!

by ThePurpleSeahorse June 15, 2016

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