Crunkfest

An annual period of campus-wide partying, drunkenness, crunkenness, and general debauchery at Swarthmore College, where participants form teams and earn assigned point values for ridiculous acts. The team that has the most points formulates the rules for the next Crunkfest. Mystery shrouds the rest of details of Crunkfest, with the intent of keeping most occurrences, acts of dubitable legality, out of the public spotlight.

Person: Did you guys hear about what happened at Crunkfest last year? Apparently some straight guys had sex together for points.

Guys: Yeah. They were the second place team.

Crunkfest by mr_natas March 23, 2009

Crunkitis 

Getting the itis (tired after eating immense amounts of food) while being crazy drunk and high.

"Dude that party was crazy! I took too many shots, smoked a fat L, and ate a bucket of kentucky fried, I passed out like right away."
"Damn man, sounds like the crunkitis hit you hard."

Crunkitis by wizardkhaleafa October 24, 2011

blasting chunks

An unsubtle, gritty-ass description of the initial stages of the grisly prep for a colonoscopy.

Although it’s mostly a chocolaty liquid, you are practically glued to the shitter, blasting chunks for the majority of an hour!

blasting chunks by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2019

chunk up a duece 

To throw up the peace sign.

"Chunk up a Duece Nigga"

chunk up a duece by Bobbly July 16, 2006

CRUNKULY 

Noun, plural-lies. - The act of expressing hardcore feelings for the month of July, the seventh month of the year, containing 31 days which includes drinking festivites and working with fire.

Tomas: "Yo! What are you getting into tonight"
DJ: "YEAH! WE BOUT TO GO TO THAT ONE LOUNGE!"
Tomas: "MAN I"M FEELIN ESPECIALLY MONSTERIFIC NOW THATS IT"S CRUNKULY!"

CRUNKULY by TOM'BE ZOMBIE July 9, 2010

Chunklets 

1. A group of puzzle pieces.
2. Chunky milk.
3. Clump of cottage cheese
4. To throw up little pieces after being slaughtered.

"oh shit I'm about to blow chunklets"
"noami just cut me into chunklets. "
"I'm legit about to puke some chunklets homes"
"homegirl got an axe and hacking about to blow some legit chunklets"
"is that your chunklet boob??"
"it hurts to chunklet. "
"mikey cyrus' hair is in some stringy ass chunklets."

Chunklets by Creeperfestaboh09 April 8, 2009

Chunk fucker 

when a man loobs up a fat man or women and has sex with the fat. Can use any loob from butter to mayonaise. After intercourse man preceeds to deposit a shit in a fat roll for all involved. An excellent way to avoid pregnancy or an STD. Not an excellent way to convince your friends you're not creepy or don't like man tits.

Joe- "Randy is wierd!"
Poo- "Why?"
Joe- "I walked him on him with 10 300lb women and hundreds of empty butter bowls. He was caught in a fat sandwhich from all sides. From underneath the pile came the loud cry of moose"
Poo- "...chunk fucker..."
Gerald- "I just shat on yo baby!!!"

Chunk fucker by Wet Biscuit Mcglee October 25, 2006