condomize

The act of putting on a condom

Bob - "I totally hooked up with that hot blonde over there last night!"

fred - " ha! Don't you know she has the clap? Hope you remembered to condomize.

by enrico suave February 6, 2013

condomism/condomist

When someone has a grudge against using condoms whilst having sex.

"Don't be sucha condomist..."
"i believe in condomism"

by xXx May 13, 2005

condom money

Fun money for extracurricular activities

Dude! I found condom money in the cushions!

by macbeth1989 January 16, 2011

condom wrench

Device used to tighten a condom. Used as an insult for someone like saying they're wrapping around a penis. It also combined 2 unlikely words which give it some added humor.

someone acting gay and stupid.

"What the hell are you doing, condom wrench!?"

by Takuban November 6, 2006

condom rippler

when a girl is riding you , and decides to fart on your dick , and you take it and keep going .

trevor:so i brought this chick home , and she pulled out the condom rippler on me , it was awful.

by Ginorm Epoo December 30, 2007

Bird Condom

Where you gut a bird and use it as a condom. Usually used as a last resort on prom night. Slogans include: "Protect your pecker with a pecker".."Don't bang your bird without your bird".."Let the bird see your worm".."Birds love seeds, give them your seed"

Elliot had nothing to use on prom night, as a last minute thought he gutted this poor sparrow and made a Bird Condom. He used that instead, safe to say for the least of it, he protected his pecker.

by Liquailliam May 17, 2014

condolulations

an expression of joy in the success or good fortune of another combined with an expression of sympathy to someone who is experiencing pain arising from death, deep mental anguish, or misfortune.

Someone tells you they are having a baby but you are not sure that they meant/want to be pregnant: "I would like to offer my deepest condolulations"

by blamo54 December 19, 2012