Crusty Feral

A term used by an envious observer to describe someone living a self sufficient off grid lifestyle.

John posts brilliant ideas and crusty pictures of crusty ferals, in their crusty feral world.

by Off Grid Dave September 16, 2012

crusty kristi

Crusty Kristi is a girl/boy with the name Kristi but lives disgusting most of the time And occasionally is clean.

Did you see crusty kristi’s car today it was actually clean for once.

by Crusty Kristi May 2, 2018

the only un-crusty burger

the one guy thats unlike all the rest

Mykalya: omg hes soooo cute!!
Abby: yeah he's the only un-crusty burger

by abbyw January 27, 2009

crusty bomb

A very putrid smelling odor that is released from the bowels of an autistic child and often makes you feel as if you were also autistic when you inhale in the odor produced. The odor is often produced when the brain of the autistic child begins to think rational and reasonable thoughts.

"Dude Grace was releasing some crusty bombs today!"

by Autistic Gay Retard Faggot January 17, 2017

crusty Trump bone

A man is enjoying a Rusty Trombone given him by a friendly female. He pulls away before he climaxes and ejaculates in her hair. When she turns around to scold him, he gives her a combover, points at her and says, "You're fired!"

Last weekend I crusty trump boned my girlfriend. Let's just say she's not a fan.

by jawonmain January 19, 2008

CRUSTY

someone who is absolutley repulsive to the point where you cannot even look into thier eyes

there is nothing good about them. they look/walk/talk/dress/smell funny, wierd, disgusting, and downright ugly.

these ppl have no reason to roam the earth like they do; they are the reason for global warming and everything that is going on.

there are many variations of this word like:
CRUST
CRUSTATIOUS
CRUSTATION(S)
CRUSTY MOFO
CRUSY ASS BITCH
CRUSTIVITY
or
DUSTY

yo, look at the crustatious man sitting there.

this dude is crusty as hell

OMG look at the mob of crustations taking over ccm!

what is that smell? oh its the crustivity that is going on with those nerds.

by ilovecrustyppl November 1, 2009

Christy

Nobody likes him. He will break your heart. He has a square head and no eyeballs. His nickname is normally “Sponge Bob Square Pants” he will never love you and he hates everyone.

crusty Christy.

by Felicity Manice July 12, 2019