choke

when you drop an anticipated activity you were suppose to do, usually because you were too stressed/anxious/scared/lazy.

expression from Quebec that is also used when speaking french.

did you go on the date with x finally?
no, I choked!

you better come to the party with me tonight! don't choke!

I wanted to have this haircut, but I choked.

I'm always choking when it comes to tattoos.

by clubmate July 5, 2016

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Death Choke

Where you an a group of friends start joking around and laughing, until you, or a friend start choking from laughing so hard. Then after you or your friend stops choking, they make a stone cold face like they just died

Oh wow, she just death choked..

by BrookieRose24 July 5, 2016

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Poke and choke

A gay threesome where the pivot man is taking one in the ass by one guy and getting blown by the other

Those dudes look like they got into a poke and choke last night

by TheRealBigBee January 22, 2018

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Bukkake Choke Slam

When you have had so many penises repeatedly ejaculate on your face, it completely chokes you and throws you on the ground, disoriented.

Man, you don't even want to go near that woman. She's had a Bukkake Choke Slam. Completely ran through all the gears and left abandoned in a ditch.

by Harder, daddy January 22, 2018

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Stroke & Choke

The proper way of explaining a good ole' hand job and blowjob combo. As stated in the title, obviously one cannot cum without the other. It's not necessary that she chokes, but if she does, bonus!

Last night I was just trying to enjoy my Mac Demarco album when this chick started giving me a stroke & choke

by fat nastay February 6, 2018

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