A very crusty, disgusting asshole that looks like a spider has been there or should be there. The asshole must contain a rediculous amount of hair, both in the actual hole and on the butt cheeks as well. It can also be found with lower back hair.
Jose: Hey man, you wanna see Charlotte's Web? (reveals Charlotte's Web)
Innocent Bystander: Whoa, that is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. I think I'm going to throw up.
Innocent Bystander: Whoa, that is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. I think I'm going to throw up.
by surprisebsex November 8, 2009
Get the Charlotte's Web mug.A term that one imagines is a Southern fried version of its British cousin "Yankee-Doodle Dandy" and perhaps harks back to old class divisions in the Palmetto State. Upstart Liberal Presidential candidate, in the South Carolina Republican Primary.
Stephen Colbert was described as a "Charleston dandy" by a group of South Carolina moms doing a Town Hall.
by RedBeardSean January 31, 2012
Get the Charleston dandy mug.is a nice girl who is pretty and cool but thinks she is a loser. Maybe gay i dont know. has weeb like tendencies but claims she is not a weeb. is sadly asian. Does not do drugs yet... that will change soon. is a sub. penis penis penis penis. also watches porn with a crackhead at times, and suspicously knows all the ungodly porn sites. again i repeat is sadly asian.
merrick: hmm im bored
charlotte: ayo u trynna watch sum pterotactyl porn
merrick: bet wheres my crackpipe at
nick: yall are fucking retards *leaves call*
merrick: *does the worm while charlotte watches in horror
charlotte: ayo u trynna watch sum pterotactyl porn
merrick: bet wheres my crackpipe at
nick: yall are fucking retards *leaves call*
merrick: *does the worm while charlotte watches in horror
by Lil yung fake timbs August 24, 2019
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Good Charlotte are not posers like many think. Like Simple Plan, blink-182, and New Found Glory, their 99.9% poser fanbase, for some reason, put them in the punk category. They even categorize themselves as pop-punk.
Good Charlotte's Joel went out with Hilary Duff, who is more of a poser than Avril. I couln't care less if Hil is a poser. It's just that she's a psychopath and Joel is WAY too good for her.
I'd like to add one more thing...absolutely DO NOT ever compare Good Charlotte with Bowling For Soup, blink-182, SUM 41, or Green Day.
Good Charlotte are not posers like many think. Like Simple Plan, blink-182, and New Found Glory, their 99.9% poser fanbase, for some reason, put them in the punk category. They even categorize themselves as pop-punk.
Good Charlotte's Joel went out with Hilary Duff, who is more of a poser than Avril. I couln't care less if Hil is a poser. It's just that she's a psychopath and Joel is WAY too good for her.
I'd like to add one more thing...absolutely DO NOT ever compare Good Charlotte with Bowling For Soup, blink-182, SUM 41, or Green Day.
by I LISTEN 2 EVERYTHING August 23, 2006
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Current members:
Joel Madden
Billy Martin
Paul Thomas
Benji Madden
Dean Butterworth
They are an amazing band, and truly have changed my life. I will admit that I found them because of MTV - only because I was flipping through channels; I was nine years old at the time, and didn't even know what MTV was - so the first CD of theirs that I bought was The Young and the Hopeless, but that does not make me any less of a fan than the people who have loved them from the beginning.
And yes, I may only be thirteen, but that doesn't mean that I go around message boards proclaiming that "GC roxxorz!!11!" or whatever the hell most "teeny boppers" say.
Good Charlotte is a damned good band. Please stop bashing them.
Current members:
Joel Madden
Billy Martin
Paul Thomas
Benji Madden
Dean Butterworth
They are an amazing band, and truly have changed my life. I will admit that I found them because of MTV - only because I was flipping through channels; I was nine years old at the time, and didn't even know what MTV was - so the first CD of theirs that I bought was The Young and the Hopeless, but that does not make me any less of a fan than the people who have loved them from the beginning.
And yes, I may only be thirteen, but that doesn't mean that I go around message boards proclaiming that "GC roxxorz!!11!" or whatever the hell most "teeny boppers" say.
Good Charlotte is a damned good band. Please stop bashing them.
Person One: Holy crow! You like Good Charlotte? I love your GC shirt.
Person Two: Yeah, I've been a fan for a long time now!
Person Two: Yeah, I've been a fan for a long time now!
by Wolbachia July 12, 2007
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