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Sowvital Self-care

• noun: The practice of tending to one’s plants as a form of relaxation and self-care, recognizing the therapeutic benefits of gardening.
• “Had a rough day at work, so tonight’s all about Sowvital self-care – just me, my plants, and some chill music.”
by MrGreen August 18, 2023
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I aM VERY cArEfUl WiTh My WoRdS

Ha! You definitely THINK that you are, don't ya?
Dr. Jordan "JeepJorp" Peterson "I aM VERY cArEfUl WiTh My WoRdS!"

Hym "I mean... You unwittingly described yourself as a psychopath... After your test called ME a psychopath..."

Dr. Jordan Peterson "Psychopaths aren't successful! I had 3 sources of income!"

Hym "You aren't successful though... You were fired for being too DISAGREEABLE and are losing your license for monetizing your clients, writing poetry about their molested ginies and bootyholes (even going as far as to call on of them an idiot), and weaponizing schizophrenia against a detractor..."

Dr. Jordan Peterson "That's your fault!"

Hym " How... Is that my fault? You were mistaken as an advocate for disaffected young men... Because you were mistaken for me... You hate those!"

Dr. Jordan Peterson "I helping them! I'm giving suffering people hope!"

Hym "Nooo... No more than any other self-help celebrity... I kind of said that ANYONE could do what you do... Like... Even a baby-dick schizo psychopathic Satanists... And now you're colluding with the government and the media to try and hold onto your ill-gotten gains by gathering as much unearned political power as you can possibly amass..."

Dr. Jordan Peterson "My sycophants say I'm not a fucking nutjob!"

Hym "They use you instrumentally as a means to push religious dogma and you allow it because you have no morals... Becuase you're a psychopath..."
by Hym Iam April 9, 2023
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tender loving care

It's good to be tender loving care.
by Debskelly1985 April 23, 2023
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Wen Hair Care

an American hair care brand founded by Chaz Dean.
Wen Hair Care was founded by celebrity hairstylist Chaz Dean
by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023
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care your ass

meaning to go somewhere away from someone
“girl if you wont care your ass
i cant wait to care my ass”
by anonymous October 1, 2023
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anti-care

Actively not wanting to be concerned with something or someone. Disinterest but more active - usually because there is some kind of drama around the object of the anti-caring, or because others do care about that thing/person.
Person 1: I know you have a preference which season of Ultimatum we watch first

Person 2: No, I REALLY don’t care. In fact, I anti-care. Please just choose.
by ButterBear4 October 4, 2023
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care-y

When a girl gets all dramatic and cares about something WAY too much.
You’re being all care-y

She is being way too care-y about it
by Laxbro606 January 15, 2020
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