The Captain

A small fly with a big hat who features in recent Weebl & Bob cartoons. He is the captain of a farm that floats about on the sea, and demands that we give him silence.

Favoured foods include cheese, sardines and turd snot pie. The Captain has no need for biscuits.

"Since when did farms need captains?" - Weebl

by Kevchenko March 29, 2005

to pull a "captain bra hook"

To hit one's self in the eye with one's bra

Dude, my girlfriend is such an idiot... she had to pull a "captain bra hook", and now she has to wear an eye-patch....

by the idiot-arse July 3, 2009

captain stabbing

When a woman is on her period and is STILL wanting a good fuck and her partner uses his hard cock like a hot knife going through butter. After the act is over he pulls out his cock and notices the period juice has covered his member.

Dude, last night I played Super Hero with my woman again on her period and turned into CAPTAIN STABBING.

by Michael The Master December 16, 2006

captain obvious

Someone that has stated the clearly obvious.

A.Hot chocolate is hot

B. Thank you captain obvious

by DizzyLizzy February 1, 2007

Captain Assram

leader of the gayass army, drives a beacon, often times is seen assraming anyone with a ass, usualy men, see also pacenta

dude dont be such a captain assram, your being a fagget magnet

by TahoeMan98 February 1, 2005

captard

n.(khaptard)
1) An annoying bastard who continuously and unapologetically types in caps lock.

"I CAN USE CAPS NE TIME I WANT ITSA FREE KUNTRY1111111!!!!"

by Dirry July 7, 2005

Captain Average

A man with a penis that is totally average sized, who emphasizes the fact that he is completly average in every way shape and form. These men are women magnets.

Captain average wears turtle necks for job interviews, and capes on late night expeditions.

"Corey Mullers Penis; Captain Average."

by Captain Average April 2, 2009