tearing the cabbage

tearing the cabbage is a euphemism for eating ass.

sorry i didn’t answer man, i was tearing the cabbage if ya know what i mean

by 0hn0ghostie July 27, 2021

Cabbage style

Performing an action or emulating the manner of cabbage; to do one’s best or not at all. Primarily a mildly peppery thing to add to sentences to annoy your coworkers and family.

Landon: what are those dogs doing?
Skylar: they’re going at it cabbage style!

Example 2:
Lauren: God I am so hungover. We drank too much at the bachelorette party.
Landon: Drank too much cabbage style?
Lauren: Get bent Landon.

by 6beers in 2balls Out October 23, 2022

Cabbage

To grab. To get to something quickly.

I am going to cabbage on that deal before she dies

by Zuel1217 May 3, 2025

cabbage moth

noun. 1. a trades-person or consultant known to leave worksite equipment in a worse state than when they arrived, yet get paid for the privilege. So called because, "They go from plant to plant fuckin' em."

Builder: "Who's that in the hi-vis with the clipboard?"
Sparkie: "Some cabbage moth."
Plumber: "Aaah shit."

by Lemmingski September 6, 2021

Straight Cabbage

Another way of saying something is straight up garbage. Made popular from the show Southpark with an episode making fun of people from New Jersey and the way they speak.

Person 1. Yo did you see Joe do that weak ass burnout in his Civic?

Person 2. Yeah man, that shit was straight cabbage!

by CabbageMuncher December 11, 2020

cabbage

Someone's head, usually when doing something violent/less than favorable to it.

"You'll get your fuckin' face erased from your cabbage." - Ill Bill

by Traaan July 10, 2010

Soul Cabbage

A rare breed of cabbage that sucks out your soul, devours it, and transforms your body into spinach

That there is soul cabbage, and a it's already claimed a few victims

by Jacataca37 November 15, 2022