Turd Burglar

Finally, you are all alone in the public restroom about to unleash a huge shit. Lo and behold, someone enters said restroom, interrupting your feces expulsion.

You sit quietly listening to what the fucktard is up to. Normally, he will do one of three things: 1) fake taking a piss; 2) wash his fucking hands for an hour; 3) just stand around silently.

There are only two ways to rid yourself from this low lifeform: 1) let loose the greasiest, juciest, diarrhea-filled fart you can muster; 2) squeeze the shit back into your ass, exit the stall, and kick the shit out of the freak.

This, my friends, is the true definition of a turd burglar.

Dude, I was at the mall and this turd burglar just stood around for like 10 minutes while I was trying to squeeze one out. I finally got so pissed that I commanded my asshole to suck the shit back up. I then proceeded to bust down the stall door and beat the shit out of him.

Turd Burglar by Soul Controller May 6, 2011

burger nipples 

"Burger Nipples" are nipples belonging to a female with a large (and often dark) areoli area, which makes them look like hambugers.

dude, that chick has byrger nipples

burger nipples by Jamie W February 24, 2004

Burger Juice 

When a girl is on her period she is on the burger juice. Derives from the way a fadge looks like a burger and that when you squeeze a burger lots of manky juice sops out.

Joe: Did you finally schtip your ho last night dave?

Dave: Naah man she was on the fuckin burger juice gangsta. I had to beat one off.

Burger Juice by Chegbell January 9, 2009

Bukkake Burger 

A burger so full of toppings that it explodes on your face when you take a bite.

Dude, hand me another napkin, this bukkake burger is out of control!

Bukkake Burger by Jessinseatown April 15, 2011

clam burger 

name given to certain women's reproductive organ( the vagina) as it sometimes resembles a clam in a burger shape.

wow check out lucas's mum's clam burger

clam burger by morty and ruiséal February 9, 2009

burgerize 

A violent criminal act that entails turning someone, usually an enemy, into a "chopped" and unrecognizable non-human state that highly resembles ground meat, or a hamburger. This can be accomplished via chainsaw, rocket launcher (e.g. DOOM), meat grinder (e.g You Can't Do That on Television), or placement of said enemy in the compactor of a large sanitation department vehicle.

Mainly used, however, as a description of how badly you are going to fuck someone up, usually in a preliminarily threatening way.

"If you burglerize, prepare to be burgerized"

burgerize by BK Dymacel March 21, 2007

Burger Dump 

When you are having a BBQ and you eat so much meat that you get bloated and feel sick and have to go to the toilet to relieve the pressure, and it is a massive, horrible meaty dump. It also has to be in someone else's house.

Dude, wheres Vic? Vic's taking a burger dump in Joe's toilet.

Burger Dump by MiSt00rM June 25, 2009