British WiFi

An overpriced crap service that leaves you dissatisfied
Phone: no Internet connection

Person 1: the WiFi here sucks
Person 2: that's British WiFi for you
by creeperminer on tekkit legends November 30, 2021
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The infamous saying "The British should die of mad cow disease" means that the person saying this saying thinks that The British should die of mad cow disease and lives a happy life with their family and is a respected member of society with a great opinion.

It is mostly a saying used in a context against The British "people" and their horrible acts of violence against the human race that they commit every day.
Pbone: I think that "The British should die of mad cow disease"
Scouty: you are so right, Pbone.

The government soon awarded Pbone a medal of valor for his patriotism and made him the CEO of Sex and also gave him permission to violently put down all British "people" in a ten mile radius around his house.
by thatoneguyfromwonder.tf January 25, 2022
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British Gay

Can be used as general term to describe a British person of any gender.

Especially those whom are middle aged, wear glasses and sing in choirs.

Other varieties include the eccentric British Gay; antique market dwellers, obscure classical music aficionados and inventors.
Linda, those wire rim glasses , short haircut and that lovely salt and pepper hair ..screams British Gay! Love it!

I love Anthony Hopkins, he is such a British Gay

My Mum spreads Marmite on her toast like a true British Gay
by Steven Humphries-Lockport January 17, 2024
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British Gay

Can be used as general term to describe a British person of any gender.

Especially those whom are middle aged, wear glasses and sing in choirs.

Other varieties include the eccentric British Gay; antique market dwellers, obscure classical music aficionados and inventors.
Linda, those wire rim glasses , short haircut and that lovely salt and pepper hair ..screams British Gay! Love it!

I love Anthony Hopkins, he is such a British Gay

My Mum spreads Marmite on her toast like a true British Gay
by Steven Humphries-Lockport January 17, 2024
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National british gal day

On the 2nd December it is the ”national british gal day” where everybody wears much makeup, say skunk/shit all the time, shakes their bodies and talks with a clear british accent.
-Why do you look like that?
-Because it’s the national british gal day, you skunk
by Macey xxxx November 08, 2019
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British Charity

'British Charity' - Something that is unsolicited and claimed to be done charitably for the benefit of someone else, but is actually done forcefully with a self-serving motive for one's own good. A sham born out of a need to feel self-righteous to ease one's conscience even while performing an act of pure greed and self-interest at the cost of another. And an act that causes one to feel smug and proud for paying a penny in the process of stealing a pound from another person.
George: Did Britain truly make India free because its leaders went through an inner spiritual awakenning that colonialism was unrighteous?

Ram: No it was a case of British Charity!
by DharmaKarma April 05, 2016
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