British Potato

An awkward little shit loved by everyone and who is British.

"Liam was the definition of a British potato" - niall

by Anonymous directioner December 5, 2021

Britishism

Same as racism but bri'ish

Example of Britishism
Štefan - Ooh I'm bri'ish i like to chug sum tea innit.
Jackson - Why are you Britishist to me mate?

by Uvuvwevwevwe6 June 17, 2022

british ten

A person who is considered a 10/10 in attractiveness in the UK, but who would be considered a 6 at best anywhere else in the world.

Many great examples can be found in the UK edition of the reality series "Love Island".

"Did you see the girl Josh got with last night?"
"Yeah, a proper british ten she was"
"innit"

by ShortForDick August 22, 2024

British Waffles

A confused man.

"That man is looking very British Waffles

by Ace_Doesnt February 24, 2021

Great British food spank

When you get an item of food out of the cupboard and hit it against your significant others behind while in the kitchen

I gave “jasmine the great British food spank the other night while she was washing up, she was pissed”!

by Therealslimbaby November 20, 2022

That’s so British

Used as a meaningless descriptive phrase; it can be used for anything by anyone

*something*
“That’s so British”

by BBgone February 3, 2022

British Snow

Snow that is found in purely Britain and on top of Glaciers. Consists of: 2 parts mud to 1 part snow. Also after 2 hours of been on the floor, it turns into a slushy, muddy mixture on the pavement/road.

Me and the family went out to enjoy the British Snow, sadly we came home dirty, wet and cold.

by Stoner24/7 March 5, 2011