Brandon

An individual who you cannot trust around your chicken tacos. He will disregard the fact that the chicken tacos do not belong to him and eat them without remorse.

You can't hang out with Brandon's if you are looking forward to enjoy chicken tacos

by Swegpad69 April 13, 2017

Brandon

Brandon, or gaylord supreme. Stands atop the pinnacle of homo-erotic butt stuff.

Paul: I just wish you were more like Brandon

Steve: not all of us can be that gay.

by Timahh July 7, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is one of the .

Brandon you area .

by Flashisher January 22, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is a shitty boyfriend he makes you think ur the only girl in the world when he is talking to many he only cares about sex and nudes ofc he makes you think he loves you then when he’s got what he wants and he gets tired he will leave you and never talk to you again but he will continue to talk shit on you behind ur back

Omg Brandon is such a douche he’s talking about that girl behind her back

by Justabitchdoingherthing August 6, 2019

Brandon

a person you refer to ass having a micro penis

That kid?.... yea, kind of a brandon if ya ask me.

by LONGshlongJustin July 12, 2019

Brandon

A white name. People laugh at him when that see him. Has no friends. Probably plays 'B' grade soccer for a gay team like thee trees or something.

"Oh no Brandon is coming, run"

by Dareen123 August 24, 2016

Brandon

Brandon is the most cringeworthy guy in the world. He try’s to act cool so he gets all the girls in the class. Tries to hang out with everyone but still doesn’t. He asks a girl out 4 times and still get rejected

Brandon is the god of all cringe

by RektFog October 30, 2017