beef walk

the few steps you take to relocate yourself before or after farting in order to not be suspect of the poopy stench.

after farting at the busy bus stop, i quickly took a beef walk a couple steps down the road where i pretended to talk on my cell phone until the bus showed up.

by tje910710 December 31, 2011

Beef Curtains

A slang name for a ladies flangita lips.

My girlfriends just washed her beef curtains, they have come out lovely and fresh

by Mike August 5, 2003

Angular Beef

When you can't find the word to describe a feeling or process. Replace it with "angular beef".

Ah crap! I can't figure this angular beef shit out!

by Lizbeeeth April 5, 2010

beef drape

A labia that protrudes abnormally far from the rest of the vagina.

See also: beef curtain

I removed Becky's panties expecting to find a well stuctured snizz instead all I found was a mangled mess of battered labia. As if reading my mind, she said, "What you dont like my beef drapes?"

I vomited.

by Becky B September 9, 2005

bikini beef

Extra fleshy meat visibly bulging around the material of a woman's bikini when the wearer exceeds the legal bikini wearing limits. Bikini beef is unavoidable when a woman who is 5 feet tall and weighs 200 pounds wears a bikini.

Get a load of the side of bikini beef over there! That's just plain wrong.

by Drooster February 1, 2007

fake beef

Someone who so full of shit that they believe their own lie. Word is in referance to the fake food models displayed in Japanese resturants.

That fake beef thinks he can do everything.

by Lady_dragon November 22, 2006

Beef Curtains

The excess skin of the female genetalia (labia) which serve no purpose other than tying in knots or posing in the "butterfly" position.

The new issue of Hustler had a bitch with 3 inch beef curtains. I love them.

by Eric Overstreet October 11, 2003