Beam Shatner off the Enterprise

another term for deficating

Man, I had too many burittos. Now I gotta beam Shatner off the Enterprise.

by mynameisdavo June 22, 2006

Beard Oath

sacred bond between men with beards, braking one is unforgivable.
the act of a beard oath is done by men rubbing their beards and then proceeding to grasp each others hands.

Man 1: so you'll get her number by Friday right?
Man 2: i suppose.
Man 1: beard oath it!
*the men beard oath*
Man 2: okay, ill have it by Friday.

by 3naboc September 29, 2009

Downstairs Beard

A veritable mane of unruly pubic hair, often, nay, always accompanied by a massive overgrowth of ferocious facial hair. May be inhabited by various species of wildlife including: crabs, sabertooth crotch crickets, lice, fleas, small feral cats and the mythical crabacus. The downstairs beard, if left unchecked, will grow together with the upstairs beard creating one mammoth superbeard which will then slowly begin to digest it's host creature and become a sentient being.

Dude 1: "Dude! Why do you keep scratching your nuts? Knock it off!"
Dude 2: "Sorry, I've got something crawling around in my downstairs beard!"

by Kipper snack rodeo June 12, 2009

anal beading

putting anal beads in your ass....obviously.

think of the movie american pie 3, there is mentions of it and the strippers are holding a string of anal beads.
"should we put these in your ass or mine?"

by beach bottom July 31, 2005

crusty beard

Sexual act where the woman defecates on the man's mouth, smears the faeces around it creating a "beard" (or smears it on an existing beard) then sprinkles 100's and 1000's on it and licks it off.

Last night Helen gave me a crusty beard! Fuckin hell, that was twisted!

by CrazyGoat July 20, 2008

Beadle Punch

A weak right-handed punch given to someone as a form of ridicule. The Beadle Punch is achieved by shaping your hand into a beadle claw, and then used against your opponent in a fast, repetitive manner.

Guy 1 "Did you spill my pint?"

Guy 2 "Yes I did"

Guy 1 "I owe you a Beadle Punch for that you t*@£!"

Guy 2 "Noooo... Not the dreaded Beadle Punch!!!"

by DJ Nibbles November 26, 2006

SKEET BEARD

Usually found in adult arcades, due to lack of paper towel usage amongst patrons on the receiving end of a glory hole. Requires the skeetee to be unshaven (see bear or any bluegrass fiddle player). Also prevalent in many Craigslist casual encounters and racist cruising.

"Hey Carl, were about to go onstage, put on some deodorant and clean up your skeet beard".

by Bingbong79 March 7, 2009