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barging

That bitch was barging me last night and then wanted to kiss me
by bjmrjones January 13, 2011
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ball bearing

Another name for a woman's clit
I met this chick the other night, took her back to my spot, and worked that ball bearing all night long!
by Snuman January 28, 2007
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Bajingoes

A secretive word for men to hide that they are talking about there penis.
Hey David I think my bajingoes are itchy can you scratch them for me.
by Chubzinater October 17, 2018
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chester barrington

1. An over the pants hand job given to an underage police officer.
2. An over the pants handjob.
3. An alcoholic beverage served over ice including(but not limited to) pinnacle whipped vodka, peach schnapps, grapefruit juice, topped with 2 maraschino cherries
Dude, I just got an awesome Chester Barrington.

I thought Carly Mentz was going to give me some brain in the parking garage and instead was forced to settle for the ole Chester Barrington.
by Carly Mentz December 31, 2011
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Barking Up The Wrong Tree

(Verse 1)
Yo, listen up, let me tell you a story,
'Bout a company called Bark, claimin' they got glory,
Parental control's their game and what they sell,
But I gotta speak out 'cause there's some stories to tell.

(Chorus)
Bark, bark, barking up the wrong tree,
Thinkin' you can control my family.
But your algorithms ain't foolproof or tight,
It's time to shine the spotlight on your oversight.

(Verse 2)
You say you protect kids from online threats and more,
Monitoring their messages down to the core.
But privacy concerns arise with every scan,
Invading our lives like an unwanted man.

(Bridge)
We all want safety for our children online,
But trust should be earned, not just a thin line.
Bark may mean well in its noble quest,
Yet it's crucial to question how far we invest.

(Chorus)
Bark, bark, barking up the wrong tree,
Thinkin' you can control my family.
But your algorithms ain't foolproof or tight,
It's time to shine the spotlight on your oversight.

(Verse 3)
Let kids grow and learn without constant surveillance
Teach them responsible use through guidance and patience
Respecting privacy is key in this digital age
So let's find better solutions that truly engage

(Outro)

Bark may have good intentions at heart
But let’s rethink monitoring from the start
Empower families with knowledge instead of fear
That’s how we'll create an atmosphere sincere.
"Barking Up The Wrong Tree" is an AI-generated soon-to-be meme song.
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Faux-Bating

The physical action of faking like you are jacking off when another person in the room is saying something false, stupid or boring.
"Did you see me Faux-Bating while Mr. Johnson was talking?"
by Dis n' Dat January 12, 2008
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Barking up a snatch trail

When a male is intrigued by a female (snatch) and then continues to woo her until he fails or succeeds.
Person one; Hey dude you "Barking up a snatch trail" yet?

Person two; Yeah bro, that fine blonde from that get together at the creek.
by 7oh! June 16, 2010
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