Blanket

Heaven thing that protects you from monsters blyat

When I turn off the lights monsters can't see me through blanket

by EHZD October 12, 2019

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Blanket

It’s a like a towel but warmer and fuzzier and when you cover your entire body with it except you face murderers and monsters are powerless because of the protection of the blanket and it’s force field.

Dude 1: wow it’s scary here
Dude 2: don’t be scared man I brought blankets to protects us from the cold and the monsters

Dude 1: thanks man that make me feel way better

by That funny person February 09, 2020

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Blanket

The best thing ever!

Zeke: My blanket are the best!
John: Shut the fuck up!
Zeke: You are fucking jealous!
John: I hate you!
Zeke: Get out of my fucking house!
John: I am sorry!
Zeke: I am still fucking pissed at you!

by DOGMAN_5676 June 12, 2020

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Blanket

A soft piece of cloth that is home to many introverts and extroverts alike. It gives a sense of comfort no matter where you are at (unless we are talking about mud and rain). It makes you feel so comfy that you wish you can bring it everywhere you go, but too bad sometimes teachers say no : ( .

Texter 1:"Take your blanket to school day"

*sends Be_Jealous PNG
Texter 2: "I wish my school celebrated such a holiday"
Texter 3: "Don't worry the teacher will confiscated it any moment now"
Texter 1 cries as blanket is taken away

by Flower Power 101 January 29, 2021

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Hay Blanket

When you clip your pubic region and leave excess chaff that during intercourse accumulates on your partner wheat because you didn't brush off properly

Superman Cleveland Steamer Boston Steamer Golden Shower Whenever your trimmed stubs create a Hay Blanket over your partners wheat field.

by KevinTheBunSeller March 31, 2016

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