Girl: "I broke my ankle today."
Simp: "Oh my god I hope it gets better."
Girl: "Thanks!"
Simp: "Ok lets fuck now"
Girl's friend: "Begone S I M P"
Girl's friend: "He's just being simp-athetic
Simp: "Oh my god I hope it gets better."
Girl: "Thanks!"
Simp: "Ok lets fuck now"
Girl's friend: "Begone S I M P"
Girl's friend: "He's just being simp-athetic
by Angery Goomba Except not February 29, 2020
Get the Simp-athetic mug.To apply the nonchalant attitude of the athiest to any racist situation.
To understand, acknowledge, but not partake or react to casual racism. To be unshaken by the leisurely dissing of a raceor nationality; To be r.atheist.
To understand, acknowledge, but not partake or react to casual racism. To be unshaken by the leisurely dissing of a raceor nationality; To be r.atheist.
bill: haha, that lesser race in comparison to mine just fell down them thar steps!
skip: i do like a good falling down.
bill: why you engaging in such r.atheism, skip? get off the fence.
skip: i do like a good falling down.
bill: why you engaging in such r.atheism, skip? get off the fence.
by danephaild October 26, 2011
Get the r.atheism mug.Todd: That new girl seems pretty smart.
Josh: Yeah, she's got a good head on her shoulders and seems pretty sane. She's an atheist.
Todd: Well, yeah, if not for atheism she wouldn't be sane at all.
Josh: Yeah, she's got a good head on her shoulders and seems pretty sane. She's an atheist.
Todd: Well, yeah, if not for atheism she wouldn't be sane at all.
by Kaetzchen Miaou October 1, 2013
Get the Atheism mug.Theist: Someone who knows god personally.
Atheist: Someone who can prove that god doesn't exist.
Agnostic: Someone who believes that god in unknown at this time.
Atheist: Someone who can prove that god doesn't exist.
Agnostic: Someone who believes that god in unknown at this time.
by cloud195 May 17, 2013
Get the Atheist mug.Someone who has actually read the Bible without grossly distorting its meaning into some sort of modern work of humanism. When atheists say hell is bull and sin isn't real, they are actually being intolerant, according to pussy agnostics and moderate Christians, who don't believe anything in the bible ever happened, but somehow think god exists anyway.
Atheist: Religion controls your way of life. Prime example, many gay people suffer through years of self-hate because religion says they are sick and "unnatural."
Agnostic: You should really tolerate their belief. Not all Christians believe that, even though it is taught in their holy book.
Atheist: I do. That's why I'm not knocking on their doors right now or slashing their throats. I'm only writing a definition on UD because I'm bored and kind of a loser and it's 1:30 AM and college is cancelled due to snow.
Agnostic: You should really tolerate their belief. Not all Christians believe that, even though it is taught in their holy book.
Atheist: I do. That's why I'm not knocking on their doors right now or slashing their throats. I'm only writing a definition on UD because I'm bored and kind of a loser and it's 1:30 AM and college is cancelled due to snow.
by joseffritz January 27, 2012
Get the atheist mug.The religious atheist believes that life needs constant examination and evaluation, that the moral ideals taught by great teachers of ethics need constant attention and personal affirmation.
He doesn't go to church or believe in any one thing, but he studies a lot of that stuff, kind of a religious atheist.
by Lausten North March 30, 2010
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