“Conspiracy parents that bounce from conspiracy theory to conspiracy theory and hate thing to hate thing”
by DurhamWaffles April 27, 2023
Get the pnly parentmug. "She shouldn't let her kids play video games all night" no you just Parent Watching, it's my kids let them have fun.
"Kids shouldn't be exposed to lgbtq+ content" no you just Parent Watching, they can understand it.
"They shouldn't punish their kid for having one C" no you just Parent Watching, my kid need to be smart and successful.
"A father should be disciplative" no you just Parent Watching, My kid turn out respectful.
"A mother can't raise a kid without a father properly" no you just Parent Watching, my kid turned out normal.
"Kids shouldn't be exposed to lgbtq+ content" no you just Parent Watching, they can understand it.
"They shouldn't punish their kid for having one C" no you just Parent Watching, my kid need to be smart and successful.
"A father should be disciplative" no you just Parent Watching, My kid turn out respectful.
"A mother can't raise a kid without a father properly" no you just Parent Watching, my kid turned out normal.
by Daytime35 September 8, 2025
Get the Parent Watchingmug. by Golden pro December 27, 2018
Get the Parentsmug. person 1: my dad put parental controls on my phone
person 2: damn, i feel your loss
person 1: no need to worry, i took care of that piece of shit hides gun behind his back
person 2: damn, i feel your loss
person 1: no need to worry, i took care of that piece of shit hides gun behind his back
by AntichamberYellow January 5, 2024
Get the parental controlsmug. My parents are great people. Sure they did me dirty when I was young but they learned and grew. Love you mom and dad!
by 2nas4ndw1ch December 19, 2024
Get the My parentsmug. A type of (usually male) parent who treats their household as if theirs kids are in the army, they're typically very strict and do not like their kids questioning their orders even if said order is unreasonable, unethical or doesn't make much sense, they can also act very cold and emotionally distant towards their child but this isn't always the case.
Whilst a percentage of military parents were probably in the army when they were young, alot of them weren't and just act like they were.
Whilst a percentage of military parents were probably in the army when they were young, alot of them weren't and just act like they were.
A military parents Reasons for their parents style include:
-An intense desire for power or control.
-They may have been in the army and were conditioned by it.
-A false belief that being tough and distant on their kid will condition them and make them a strong stable adult.
-Trauma from their past such as abuse or similar treatment from their parents.
-An intense desire for power or control.
-They may have been in the army and were conditioned by it.
-A false belief that being tough and distant on their kid will condition them and make them a strong stable adult.
-Trauma from their past such as abuse or similar treatment from their parents.
by Dr Doot January 29, 2024
Get the Military parentmug. Hym "If your parents consumed your product and you're a pornstar then it would be like incest-adjacent. Your argument is basically 'Well, you let that other guy fuck you! Would you let your brother fuck you? What about your dad? Therefore sex is wrong.' So no."
by Hym Iam July 4, 2025
Get the If your parents consumed your productmug.