Alderete

A Mexican doo-doo chaser who is pleasured by young zombie boys and turtles.

Make sure to keep that alderete away from your children and cats.

by PalRyguy69 December 15, 2011

Anders

A gay white male with terrible hair and gets called a girl by women. His five hole is more open than his moms legs and he likes his cousin.

You like men, you must be Anders

by King_59 October 8, 2019

Christopher Anderson

By definition a person who has very low standards on who they cheat on women with, "Charms" women to get what they want, makes them think whatever is possible wants by telling them what they want to hear, Lies, Cheats, beats on women if it would benifit themself, and has multiple children by different women. A individual who truely cares only about themself and will one day be alone and broke.

Your just like a Christopher AndersonTPT the way you treat me

by Smuddlin4x4 February 26, 2011

Kerry Anderson

The woman who ran against George W. Bush in the 2004 election.

Why am I still seeing Kerry Anderson bumper stickers? It's 2006!

by Gahmuret June 25, 2006

Anderson

That one guy in middle school that everybody agrees is a dick but somehow gets any girl he wants. Generally revealed a pervert after the first day of midly flirty texting.

girl one: ugh I can't believe amy is falling for that anderson.
Girl two: i know. she's just going to get herself hurt.
fucking anderson: that makes me hard.

by internet stranger October 11, 2018

Anders

A guy who acts shy, but actually has a big penis

that guy is quiet, but he's a Anders

by kejf biwurhiu44 April 26, 2020

Anders

A name for someone who is based

Do you like my outfit?

No.

Anders is now based

by Urban Tionary January 27, 2022