by Wwwwwwsuhjbhyuhklp October 16, 2019

A very nice woman until Eddy showed up. She mixes the beans with one chancla and hits Eddy with the other one. All around nice lady, who has aged horribly because of Eddy. She has taught Eddy how to sit at home all day and play Fortnite. Yet she manages to get more dubs than he does. In conclusion Eddy's Mom is a true saint and should be proud for what she has done for our community, by keeping Eddy inside and away from society.
Wow you're mom must be Eddy's Mom, because you are a horrible person. You probably call her a piece of crap.
by Bock Choy November 21, 2018

the coolest guy you'll ever meet, he will care for you and help you when your down. he will always be there in the good and bad times. hes mainly short and plays video games but he's very smart and popular, he plays soccer and doesn't care who tf you are he will care more than anyone. never ever lose him because you will regret ever losing such an amazing person. cheer him up when he feels down and support him in anyway. Eddie if you see this.... have a nice birthday ^^
by hahagg100% May 16, 2023

The Nicest person you will ever meet. People named Eddie always have a big dick. Eddie's are fantastic at sex. Sometimes protective and Eddie is the perfect guy every girl wants to date for his amazing personality, good looks and charm, he'll treat a girl nice and falls for those who have an insane sense of humor. He likes to please he girl in every way, you couldn't find a better guy to date. Any girl named Hannah would be a bitch not to date him.
by Eddie has a big one October 29, 2020

by TeevReqq June 23, 2021

A fully hard cunt that plays rugby he has a 5-inch dick and wants to fuck his history teacher he is a horny cunt and could probably be a pornstar
Eshays Eddie
by Bro I eat Ass February 10, 2019

How was that edible marijuana, Fran.
Not very good. It did not work. It was a real Slim Eddie, if you know what I mean.
Not very good. It did not work. It was a real Slim Eddie, if you know what I mean.
by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018
