When someone becomes more attractive to you when you haven’t seen them in a long time. Basically, your image of them in your head becomes more attractive.
Matthew: I thought you were over Terrry?
Sam: I haven’t seen him in a month, and you know what they say, absence makes the dick grow harder.
Sam: I haven’t seen him in a month, and you know what they say, absence makes the dick grow harder.
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Someone that all the girls feel comforable talking to because they are undeniably and permenently destined for the friend zone.
See also: Beta Soy Boy
See also: Beta Soy Boy
Friend 1:All the girls only want to talk to me
Friend 2:Thats because you're an Absolute Beta Male destined for the Friend Zone.
Friend 2:Thats because you're an Absolute Beta Male destined for the Friend Zone.
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“An underrated lyrical genius, that’s who.”
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