Ass Clowning

Where drunk concertgoers break into cars in the parking lot and defecate on the driver’s seat.

If you’ve ever been to a No Talent Ass Clowns concert, you’ve probably seen or heard about “ass clowning” where drunk concertgoers break into cars in the parking lot and defecate on the driver’s seat. It is rumored to have started in 1996 at Consumption Auditorium when Nick Ray Tummo first committed the act. “I was drunk and my friends all thought it was funny so I figured why not keeping doing it at shows? It gives me a kind of special spiritual connection to the concert.”

by Lars Gunblade June 14, 2011

Ass Chimney

A euphemism for anal prolapse.

"After I withdrew my dick from her buttocks she produced a rather sizable ass chimney."

by TheRealInfernoCop January 24, 2015

Ass-essment

The act of a person checking out another person's tail/butt/behind or ass

While Damian was at the gym, he took a quick ass-essment of the girl who walked right by him. Turns out Damian wasn't the only one who did that as he saw the dude lifting weights also got a quick peek.

by sillyboi February 27, 2019

ass virgin

One who has virginity of the ass. Not been desecrated with a penis or object in the ass.

No Gary, I'm not ashamed to be an ass virgin.

by j/Gary Dighton March 12, 2003

ass athlete

A bitch or manwife who loves frequent deep ass poundings from huge thick cock.

That slutty cunt is an ass athlete. She took on six of my boys and still couldn't get enough deep ass dicking.

by assymouth May 17, 2008

Ass Antlers

A type of tattoo, usually worn by women, on the lower back and branching upwards from the buttcrack. From the original German "Arschgeweih".

I could see her ass antlers poking up above her little thong.

by Fuzzy Bunny April 23, 2004

ass grenade

An ass grenade is a shit that has so much force behind it, the shit explodes out of your ass, smashes into the water of the bowl and causes a huge wave of shit-sprinkled water droplets all of over the walls and floor.
This is the shit equivalent of a 500 pound man jumping off of a two story building into a one foot high swimming pool.

The end result leaves shit-shrapnel everywhere!

1. Who in the hell ate the "dog-zilla" from Byron's? Whoever did left a huge ass grenade in the bathroom and should clean it up!


2. Who pulled the pin on the ass grenade?

by Matthew Maday January 14, 2004