wonky

to not work properly, to be out of sorts

my computer went wonky today.
After drinking I felt a bit wonky

by Michael McGinty March 6, 2003

wooky tits

Having the baby fine hair of the face, peach fuzz, except this time- horribly displaced on one's tits, breasts, jugs- what the hell ever you prefer.

My friend totally hooked up with Flora- um. . . b*tch had some scary wooky tits. I damn near grew a beard like 'um once.

by Layana September 1, 2005

Work Sandwich

A sandwich prepared by a wife for her blue-collared husband's lunch. Such sandwiches are indicative of the husband's libido, either ravenous or lacking: Thick meat on a sandwich indicates a happy wife, whereas a thin slice of bologna with no condiments stands testament to a man who has been ignoring his carnal obligations.

Bob's wife gave him a skimpy Work Sandwich -- they won't be married for much longer.

by The Grottomaster May 17, 2011

wonky leg

While scratching your dog's tummy, one of the back legs starts jerking uncontrollably ~

Chloe loves when I scratch her tummy, but, oh my, she sure does get wonky leg!

by cyndeejoy July 8, 2011

getting work done

Has a variety of meaninings and can be applied in many ways-
It basically means when players are getting work done on hunnies and creepin single/young game and friends of friends (competition is always healthy)

1. Lc- Zj phantom you been getting work done over the weekend
ZJ= I been creepin 24/7 365 with my iph4- girls pumped for the phantom

2. Sj- Lc get to work on that trim down at the f/shore

Lc- damn son, that work is easy money for me

3. Zj= I heard this Dc cat is getting work done on some yg trim

Dc- yeah, i been to prison- ai girl this my boy sj fresh out the joint

4. Lc- Sj getting work done all holidays, man this cat can creep
Sj- mo money, mo probelms for these hunnies- hot hand cell in one hand- 5 fingers to the face the other;)

by brown bear g 6530 July 19, 2011

jsa work

a way to cover up your secretive masterbation when someone calls.

Guy: (one hand on phone. Other hand choking the chicking) Hi mom
Mom: (calling)what are you doing?
Guy: JSA work
Mom: Dont forget to email it to Chirs when your done
Guy: (looks down) I won't

by Ann March 9, 2004

Crowd work

-To punch and or kick people standing in the crowd while moshin at a hardcore show.

-To work the crowd.

This almost always is follwed by a fight started by the emo or goth who is afraid to get hit and lashes out when they get rolled on

I was moshin at the zyq hatebreed show and felt the need to do crowd work on all the emos and faggots just standing around dreaming about hot topic. I think i broke someones brain when i spinkicked there face.

by Fatt Minnigan June 15, 2009