Windows-shopping

Spending time looking at items on on-line shopping sites but ultimately buying nothing.

A: Last night I was looking at Amazon, EBay, a whole bunch of sites....

B: Wow, how much did you buy?

A: Oh, nothing, I was just Windows-shopping.

by Doro's Mama January 21, 2016

Windows xp

An OS created by Microsoft in the good ol' days. Somewhere between either 2001 or 2002. The first OS my computer had. childhood the OS also got rid of clippy so that's cool :P

Person 1: my first computer had Windows 7! What about you?

Me:I had Windows xp

by DerpMcStuffins August 9, 2016

Windows XP

Windows XP is one of the most popular versions of Microsoft Windows!

Do you still use Windows XP?

by ItsJustJazzy January 30, 2017

WindowsFireWalI

It protect your computer from viruses

Hmmm, maybe i should add a FireWalI to windows :/ (WindowsFireWalI)

by WindowsFireWalI May 13, 2017

Widows Wine

The girl that makes you leave your wife.

Danm that girl over there is widows wine to every man

by Jakeasnake May 20, 2017

widows wine

A girl that you leave your current woman for.

Danm that girl is widows wine to every man

by Jakeasnake May 20, 2017

Windows Xp

A version of windows now commonly known as the reason people don't wont to buy a Titan Xp graphics card. The reason this is true is because Windows Xp is just another piece of shit operating system "hem hem windows 7 hem hem" Sorry about that i have anti windows itus.

Journal

Aug, 1, 2017

I just built a brand new computer when my friend asked me what operating system it had I said windows Xp. Then he shot my balls off stole the computer and put Linux on it. "sob sob"

by Geek_Squad_999 August 1, 2017