Definitions by DerpMcStuffins

Windows xp 

An OS created by Microsoft in the good ol' days. Somewhere between either 2001 or 2002. The first OS my computer had. childhood the OS also got rid of clippy so that's cool :P

Person 1: my first computer had Windows 7! What about you?

Me:I had Windows xp

Windows xp by DerpMcStuffins August 9, 2016

Lube and Tube 

A version of Netflix and Chill that you do alone. You basically masturbate to youtube videos.. if you're into that stuff. Usually made for people that are forever alone, like me.

Jake:So what were the results of netflix and chill?? :D
Tim:She broke up with me. So I did some Lube and Tube
Jake:Oh

Lube and Tube by DerpMcStuffins July 26, 2016

Dialup 

Dialup is a service that allows internet through a telephone line. Connect one end of the telephone line to the modem of your computer and the other end into your telephone jack. You couldn't use the phone and go online at the same time. This was basically how you used the internet before wifi. Or if you were me, wifi wasn't available where you lived so you used dialup..

Me: Hey Bob. Wanna hear something cool?
Bob: Yeah?
Me: I used to use dialup.
Bob: Holy shit you're old.

Dialup by DerpMcStuffins July 11, 2016